Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
probably the best thing on my blog now
my blog is complete
if you dont mind sir we’d like to take a few moments of you time to talk to you about our beloved webcomic homestuck
This will literally make your day
for those band nerds in your life :) happy almost valentines day!
fun fact: band kids are the horniest little fuckers ever
Hahaha horniest get it
accidental puns are my forte
I think you need to give it a rest.
My friend is a tuba player. Sooo giving her one.
bonus for percussionists:
"i’d hit that"
"I’d *bang that."
you’re looking sharp
I helped create a veteran stand
I’ve experienced every single one. -.-;
My band director sent me this o.O
One time I jumped off a cabinet and drop kicked a music stand and it doesn’t go up anymore
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful